Well I'll Be Damned
For all those doubters out there (me, Gerald):
Lebron's official birth certificate, sealed and certified, from the State of Ohio Office of Vital Statistics, consistent with records from the City of Akron Department of Public Health. The guy really is only 21. Good thing I didn't promise to eat my shoe.
Now about Greg Oden...
Lebron's official birth certificate, sealed and certified, from the State of Ohio Office of Vital Statistics, consistent with records from the City of Akron Department of Public Health. The guy really is only 21. Good thing I didn't promise to eat my shoe.
Now about Greg Oden...
posted by Chang Kim at Wednesday, July 26, 2006
5 Comments:
whatever, i was a baller when i was 21
so what that doesn't prove anything. that lebron was probably tossed in a dumpster somewhere. then a year later she adopted an 6 year old from africa
But it matches public health records, so it's not just some random document created after the fact. It's directly tied to an actual birth.
that still doesn't contradict what gimp said. he's not denying the fact that a boy was born on that date and given the name Lebron Raymone James. It's just that how do we know this Lebron James is that Lebron James. Haven't you seen the Talented Mr. Ripley? There's probably a better movie example, but I can't think of one just now.
Health records include the mother. And stop debating this with me. You know I can't resist a debate, and this is the stupidest one yet! Bastids. :)
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